1 Month • 24/7 Livestreams • Community Controlled

Be Delusional. Stay Unemployed. Pump the Coin.

A series of doing whatever our followers tell us, to create viral success. Creator-capital meets IRL chaos. We don’t sprint—we marathon. Avoid the cash-grab devs—our team has pushed projects from 0 to 8-figure caps armed with nothing but Jayke and his phone.

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What is an Unemployed Friend?

An unemployed friend is a full-time jobless man doing everything besides signing a normal contract. Delusional beliefs → delusional results. Creator capital markets are here to stay. We didn’t rush to launch—we planned the week and packed it with action.

We’re here for the long run: a tight-knit community feeding Jayke perfect ideas for his proven campaign “Day 1 of doing whatever my followers tell me.” This rolls across Instagram and socials where Jayke has 100k+ followers. He once walked 1,500 miles (England → Romania) in 87–90 days for a memecoin. This time we’re taking over CCM.

How to Ape (NFA)

Get a wallet ready and gas up.
Open the chart and decide if you vibe with the chaos.
Join Discord to vote on Jayke’s next move. Memes = fuel.

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Contract:

7QwD81Uwzh7Q4WdCHNx5NkpZ21m2vA7N4JBYdYtZpump

Slippage: degen. Taxes: none planned. Liquidity/renounce: TBA. DYOR.

First 7 Days — True to the Plan

Day 1 — Night — Friday: Wizard battle with roman candles in superhero costumes. Table drifting firework stunt. Stream chat recap.

Day 2 — Saturday: Pink Limousine ride to pro illegal migrant protest, planning and community decisions.

Day 3 — Sunday: Put up England flags, homeless people pinata, run a marathon around a track drinking every mile.

Day 4 — Monday (Give Back): Help the homeless, give back to university students, community giveaways.

Day 5 — Tuesday: Big UK influencer colab in the works. Pump.fun University house party with free alcohol. The community decides.

Day 6 — Wednesday: Buy a car depending on creator rewards, logo wrap, maybe cut roof, community giveaways.

Day 7 — Thursday: Talent contest — web2 normies compete for a $5k streamer package.

Days 8+ — planned with the community.

Project Milestones

Pump.fun blonde hair buzzcut
Pump.fun × Unemployed Friend tattoo on neck
Goal — Longest IRL crypto stream ever — Starting 19/09/2025
Further targets — chosen by community

Vision

Leo and Rory quit their jobs
Onboard web2 influencers → Pump.fun streamers.
Buy a bus, wrap in Unemployed Friend branding, tour Europe hosting chaos + charity events.
Clips with over 10 million views
Be Number 1 streamers on Pumpfun

Submit Your Idea

Got a spicy stunt, charity idea, or marketing play? Send it — best ideas get executed live.

Prefer email? theunemployedfriendstuf@gmail.com

Join the Community

This is a community project. Submit ideas, vote live, and help steer the chaos. No whining if you aren’t committing to the mission.

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NFA. Stunts adjusted for legality & safety. Organisers retain final say.